Great, new semester, fresh start.  And in this semester I have decided to raise my goals to pursuit greater knowledge.  On the top of the list is definitely class attendance.  Thou not exactly in direct correlation with obtaining greater knowledge, at least at the mimimum my gpa would increase.  Just like every other "self improvement" plan, I should do baby steps at a time.  So instead of saying to myself "hrm, I'll just go to every class this semester" (unrealistic), I have decided to set a more realistic, more obtainable goal, and attend at a minimum 3 classes a week.  I might have to lower the standards if it keeps raining however.  Its extremely tough for me to get up at 7am when its cold and disgusting outside when its nice and warm in my bed.

Got bored in class, so:

You are an enzyme. You are powerful, dark,
variable, and can change many things at your
whim...even when they're not supposed to be
changed. Bad you. You can be dangerous or
wonderful; it's your choice.

Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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Great, an enzyme.. thats exactly what I wanted to be...  At least it sounds cool, so I guess its good enough for the time being.

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Felt like haven't posted any jokes in awhie, so here goes:

70 year old man still enjoys chasing young girls.  When his wife was asked whether she minds his behavior, she said "I am not upset.  Why would I? Dog chase cars, but can they drive?"

What is the differnce between Mobile and Marriage?

In both cases you feel "if only I had waited a little while longer, I could've gotten a better model."

lol, exactly why I oppose marriage for anyone under 30.

This is exactly how I feel today, old, but not quite yet senile -

Great truths about growing old:

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
3. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
4. You know you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a  erson gain five pounds.
6. God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
7. Right now, I am so far behind, I will live forever.
8. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
9. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
10. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
11. Sometimes I think I understand everything... then I regain consciousness.
12. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.